Southampton: Terrifying Halloween-themed team of current and former Saints players
By Marc Walker
Manager, Goalkeeper and Defenders
Alien Ball, Manager
Spells as a player and a manager with the club and known for getting the very best out of Saints’ greatest ever player when in charge. His UFO can be seen parked in the car park on matchdays.
Maarten Skeletonburg, Goalkeeper
Arrived to provide competition as second-choice keeper and had once played in a World Cup final, but played more than a skeleton than a human at times.
Ivan Ghoulac, Right-Back
Marauding down the right flank and causing havoc – much like a ghoul would do.
Mark Fright, Centre-Back
Bound to scare opposition defenders with some crunching challenges and booming headers out from the back.
Jos Howlveld, Centre-Back
A real leader – constantly howling instructions at his teammates to keep them focused on the task at hand.
Spook Shaw, Left-Back
Energy and enthusiasm down the left. One of the most ghastly talents to come through the club’s youth academy and said to be attracting interest from those at Cold Trafford.