Southampton: Terrifying Halloween-themed team of current and former Saints players
By Marc Walker
Strikers
Slain Long, Striker
A lethal finisher and bound to be offered a lifetime contract with the club soon.
Bat Le Tissier, Striker
Often seen nipping between defenders to send another world class strike flying into the net.
Coffin Clarke, 1st Substitute
A name that would suggest an inability to get around the pitch and less agility than most, but he’s more than capable of making an impact when he is introduced.
Witchard Chaplow, 2nd Substitute
Always buzzing about the field when he gets on and sending a chill down the spines of opponents.
Sam McScream, 3rd Substitute
The utility man of the team and about to come back from injury with a fierce attitude.