Southampton did not buy an out-and-out target man. They bought a poacher who happens to be shaped like one, and that distinction is the crux of what Iain Dowie said this week.
"He's a handful, physically intimidating," the former Saints striker told BoyleSports. "He's exactly the man you want up front."
Then came the comparison worth thinking about. Dowie set Larin alongside Jean-Philippe Mateta at Crystal Palace, a club he used to manage, and pointed out that neither of them actually heads the ball much.
Tonda Eckert on Cyle Larin: "He is just a proper man. If I was going to walk out of the tunnel for a tough game at St Mary's, the player I would like to stand next to is Cyle. He has a presence about him. The quality on the pitch everyone can see." #saintsfc
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Odd compliment for a forward built like that. It is also the sharpest observation anybody has made about Larin all season, because the goals keep arriving along the floor rather than through the air.
Tonda Eckert reached for warmer words on Friday, saying Larin is the player he would want walking out of the tunnel next to him for a hard afternoon at St Mary's.
The Mateta comparison
Mateta scored 21 in a Premier League season, most of them in front of his own crowd. That similarity is both comforting and concerning, as goals on the road have been difficult to come by.
Larin has already done it against Stoke City and again against Swansea City at home.
Saints Marching asked in the summer whether Eckert could conjure up a second Larin from somewhere. Six league games in, the honest answer is that landing the first one permanently was the trick.
The Ross Stewart conundrum
Dowie then doubled back on himself, which is exactly why this is worth more than the usual pundit fare.
He believes Southampton felt able to let Ross Stewart go because Larin was already in the building. In the next breath, he called losing him on a free "not a very sensible thing to do" and said it might have been a mistake. That's typical Dowie punditry: more contradictions than a weather forecaster!
Francis Benali went the other way in June, and Saints Marching carried his blunt verdict at the time: anybody who does not want to be at Southampton is not missed for long.
Stewart is at Swansea now, injured, still waiting on his first start. His new club arrived at St Mary's on Tuesday, sitting top of the Championship, and went home soundly beaten.
Hold both thoughts at once, because both are true. Southampton were careless with a striker who scored 11 for them last season, but they haven't paid for it yet.
The Championship's Player of the Month for August is scoring exactly the kind of goals Southampton signed him to score, and nobody at St Mary's will be pining for a striker who left on a free while that carries on.
